To The Bride To Be

Dear Oswald(bride to be),

I wanted you to know the following on your wedding day:

I will be there for you.

I will put your lipstick on for you.

I will be excited with you.

I will get things off of your face for you.

I will put your garter on for you.

And I will tell you that you are the most beautiful bride that ever was.

Because you will be.